There is now officially a holiday for everything...

Today is "Root Canal Appreciation Day."

I kid you not.

The only thing I'm appreciating is the fact I've never had to endure a root canal (although I am fond of using the phrase, "I'd rather have a root canal..." when referring to odious experiences like shopping at Wal-Mart or watching a Pauly Shore movie).

I wonder if there's a Hallmark card to commemorate this event...