I am a Superhero

From a post in the General Community section of Los Angeles Craigslist:

This is it. I am him.

If you want to invest in someone that can be the first super hero ever, it is me. All I need is time, and someone to invest in that time.

I will need you to pay for training and equipment, as well as room and board.

I am in excellent shape already, and the most motivated and righteous person you have ever met.

If you want to make a real super hero, I am your man.

So much more creative than the losers posting begging for cash on Craigslist!