Not Like a Rhinestone Cowboy

Mamas, don't let your babies
grow up to be cowboys...
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.

With all due respect to Waylon Jennings, perhaps being a cowboy ain't such a bad idea. As long as you're the Naked Cowboy, who according to this article in today's Washington Post is suing Mars, Inc.--makers of M&Ms--for SIX MILLION DOLLARS!

I'm sure you--like me--are thinking, "Go, Dude!" Power to the little guy vs. the big greedy corporation. Except the Naked Cowboy owns an Escalade, can charge up to $10k for a personal appearance and has a master plan for the future that includes a yacht, private jet and several homes.

Too bad I have such a low tolerance for cold. Obviously, I am in the wrong line of work...