DWTS - Who Made it to the Finals?

Lots of questions after tonight's Dancing with the Stars results show--how in the world are they able to stretch less than fifteen minutes of content out to an entire hour? Wasn't Michael Flatley's fifteen minutes up ten years ago? How in the heck did Marie Osmond make it to the finals?

It was lovely Jennie Garth who left the dance floor tonight--setting up what looks to be a spectacular dance-off between the diva, Mel B. and the driver, Helio. Oh, and Marie. Poor Marie! She's hopelessly outclassed by these two--but who knows? Maybe there are enough Mormons in America to win her that Mirrorball trophy. And if Marie DOES win--what might that mean for Mitt Romney's Presidential campaign? The questions never end...

Tonight also marked the return of Sabrina and Mark--dancing to a lackluster Avril Lavigne performance. At least she wasn't pulling an Ashlee Simpson and lip syncing--although given the flatness of her voice, maybe she should have. Actually Mark and Sabrina's "dance" looked more like a Cirque de Soleil act with a touch of pairs figure skating thrown in. That was a death spiral at the end of their "dance," wasn't it?

Thankfully, this will all be over next week.