Mulholland Falls

I watched the "other" Mulholland movie last night. Mulholland Drive is the weird David Lynch flick (remember "D" equals "drive" and "David.") and Mulholland Falls is the complete waste of time starring Nick Nolte, Melanie Griffith (before she fucked up her face so that it's unrecognizable), Chazz Palminteri, Treat Williams, John Malkovich (slumming big time--must have needed the paycheck...), Daniel (the other other Baldwin brother) Baldwin, Andrew McCarthy and Jennifer Connelly's breasts. Really, Connelly's breasts are the only interesting thing in the movie. There's not one true, real or honest moment in this wretched piece of dreck. (I think Jennifer's breasts are the real deal--unlike most of silicone loving L.A.)

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